What Do Animals Do?

Mommy and I had intellectual discussions about animals at dinner tonight:

Mommy: "What does a penguin do?"

Me: "Waddle, waddle."

Mommy: "What does a horse do?"

Me: "Neigh, neigh."

Mommy: "What does a rabbit do?"

Me: "Hop, hop."

A few minutes later.....

Me: "A chicken lays eggs?"

Me & Mommy: "YES!" (actually a long "Yesssssss")

Mommy: "Chase lays eggs?"

Me: "Noooooo!"

Me: "Chase lays poopy in diaper."