Vomiting, Rash, & Diarrhea Can't Stop Me

Mommy missed yoga this morning because she woke up too late, and she had to give me a bath.  I never take baths in the morning, but in the middle of the night last night, I threw up my dinner all over myself.  I was so tired I didn't even fuss too much when Daddy changed me and took off the bedding.  It was gross though.  There were chunks stuck in my hair this morning when I woke up.  Mommy put all my sheets and pj's in the wash right away and then gave me a shower.  I hate washing my hair, but she said I had to because I had a lot of stuff in it.

Now, it's late afternoon, and Mommy and Daddy are worried about me.  After Daddy went on a run with some coworkers, he noticed that I have this rash all over my body.  Mommy saw some red spots on my face, but she just figured they were mosquito bites.  Plus, I've had diarrhea in my diapers twice already.  

They've been looking up stuff on the internet (though I think Mommy has been secretly writing blog entries too), washing loads of laundry, and wondering if the chemicals from the tenting are bothering me (so they're handwashing all of my toys too).  They're talking about all the stuff I've eaten over the past 24 hours to see if it's a food allergy, but I really haven't eaten anything different or new.  I am kind of scratching my head and my tummy, but I'm still playing happily.  I'm walking around saying, "Bye!"  and "bice" ("bicycle"), while dragging my muslin blankets all over the house.  I guess they're worried I'm contagious or something because we haven't left the house all day, except for a little bit to go play on the driveway.  Daddy put this creamy pink stuff all over my rash, and they keep looking under my shirt to check out those spots.  I think I'll go take this pink bottle over to Daddy and see if he can put some more on me.  Or perhaps I'll just shake it up a lot.  That looks like fun too.  But, I'm starting to get a slight fever now too.